What matters

I was late for my date with bf.
Still engross in cyberspace, Mummykins feels bad for my bf and decided to rush/chide me for abit ==

Mummykins:
You just had to keep people waiting, don't you?

Me:
It doesn't matter.

Mummykins:
Then what matters?

Me:
My laptop hahaa

Mummykins:
Oh so you're planning to marry it & have its baby?

Me:
If that's only possible.