Thursday, 5 November 2009

Truth-Of-Dare Ideas. Funneh!

Everybody like Truth-Or-Dare! (TOD for short)
Everyone are such kpos, they wanna know others' secrets.
Everyone are saddist to make friends do weird stuffs / actions,
& then laugh at them really LOUD. Feeling entertained.

Yeah, i used to Play TOD frequently in Sec school.
Till we ran out of ideas & things get boooooooored ~
& so here! I found a list of thingsd for DARES!
EFFING  FUNNEH! :D

Try them at supermarkets, NTUC, Fair Price, Cold Storage, Isetan, Giant.. Wherever you want (;

Ways to get kicked out of Supermarkets

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
3. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
4. one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. Running around the store screaming ______mart sucks, _______mart sucks!
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Shopping cart races. Enough said.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
35. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
43. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
44. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
45. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.

46. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.

This list's found on Google.
It's actually for Wal-mart , but we don't have it here
So just visit any marts/ stores.

I laughed my head off reading the list.
I can't imagine me / my friends doing thos things sia!
Like me doing no.2?
Jas doing 14,
Yx doing 3,
Hon doing 11,
SL doing no.46 etcetc!


Lol, like damn fun ;x

2 comments:

  1. You frigging free lorhs!
    And wtf. Why do I hv to pretend to be a monkeh n etcetc somemore!
    You do no.20 lorhs.

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  2. Hees. LOL.
    20.? SELANG!

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